Today, trying to avoid being stung by a wasp, I managed to punch myself in the eye. FML
I’ve also said that Jack would’ve easily fit on the door with Rose on Titanic. #idothat2
- talking in real life
- eating in front of people
- when someone asks to see my phone and they look through texts/pictures
- when someone looks over my shoulder and at my computer
- having to pee in a public bathroom when someone else is in there too
- being asked to talk about myself
- calling and placing an order for delivery
- realizing all of your friends have plans together and didn’t invite you
OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Please don’t be shopped. Please don’t be shopped. Please don’t be shopped.
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